SMS

(1)  AIK MUDDAT KA BAAD MILI QED SAY AZADI....!
 PER QISMAT DAKHO   "WASI"

JAB AZADI MILI TO PINJARY SAY PAYAR HO GAYA.

Kya lekar aye thay?

kya lekar jaoge …?

mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,

itne paise bacha kar kya..

MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE

FUNNY SMS:

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena. 

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena 

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ? 

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

FUNNY SMS:

LARKIYAN APNY BOY FRNDS KA NAME KUCH ASY SAVE KARTI HAIN:
1 JANU
2 JAAN
3 MY LOVE
4 SWEET HEART
5 SIRF TUM

OR LARKY APNI GIRL FRIEND KA NAME KUCH ASY SAVE KARTAY HAIN:
1 IMRAN MLUMBER
2 AMJAD PAN WALW
3 RASHID TUNDA
4 SADIQ CHAA WALA
5 SHOKA MOLV

FUNNY SMS

PAGAL NAY PAGAL KI JAN BACHAI

DOCTOR NE USAY OFFICE BULAYA OR KAHA:

TM NE OS PAGAL KO PANI K TALAAB SE NIKAL KR YA SABIT KIYA K TM NORMAL HO

LEKIN AFSOS K AJ SUBAH US NE RASSI SE LATAK KR KHUDKHUSHI KAR LI.

PAGAL:: HAHAHAHH
.
.
.
.
WO TU....
.
.
.
.
MAY NE USAY SOOKHNAY K LIYE LATKAYA THA:-)